diff --git a/messages.js b/messages.js
index d3dcf15..4d0001b 100644
--- a/messages.js
+++ b/messages.js
@@ -11,8 +11,13 @@
  */
 
 const MESSAGES = [
-  "PLACEHOLDER: write your first reason here",
-  "PLACEHOLDER: write another reason here",
-  // Add as many entries as you like, one per line:
-  // "Your reason here",
+  "Maggie came back, she was unimpressed",
+  "They mixed up the B23s and the 2024 tube stock",
+  "The computer went on strike",
+	"Leaves on the track",
+	"Escalators broke at Cutty Sark",
+	"EHRC decided it was woke",
+	"JK Rowling",
+	"Kaiju",
+	"28 Days Later happened",
 ];