WhyIsTheDLRShut.Today/messages.js

/* Messages for "Why is the DLR shut today?"
 *
 * Fill this array with your own reasons. One string per entry.
 * On every page load (and every "Check again" click) one entry is
 * picked at random and shown in the centre of the screen.
 *
 * Keep them short — roughly a sentence — so they fit the large display
 * text. HTML is NOT rendered; entries are inserted as plain text.
 *
 * Replace the placeholders below with your own content.
 */

const MESSAGES = [
  "Maggie came back, she was unimpressed",
  "They mixed up the B23s and the 2024 tube stock",
  "The computer went on strike",
	"Leaves on the track",
	"Escalators broke at Cutty Sark",
	"EHRC decided it was woke",
	"JK Rowling",
	"Kaiju",
	"28 Days Later happened",
];